OKAY, HERE IS HOW IT IS GOING TO
WORK. I WILL BRING OUT A FEW PEOPLE TO
PERFORM FOR US AM IF YOU GUYS ARE IMPRESSED THEY GET TO STAY
AT THE BAR AND DRINK FOR FREE. IF YOU AREN’T, THAN OUR BAR
BOUNCERS, THESE TWO HULKING BREUTS OVER HERE, THAT WAS THE
LEAST SINCERE WHOOO I HAVE EVER HEARD. BUT IT WAS THE RIGHT RESPONSE. THESE MEN WILL THROW THEM OUT OF
THE STUDIO NEVER TO RETURN. SO WHAT DO YOU SAY, DO YOU WANT
TO SEE SOME BAR TRICKS? ALL RIGHT, LET’S BRING OUT OUR
FIRST CONTESTANTS. (APPLAUSE)
HELLO, SIR. WHAT IS YOUR NAME AND WHERE ARE
YOU FROM.>>MY NAME IS JOSH HORTON, I’M
FROM DALLAS TEXAS.>>James: OKAY. NOW WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK.>>I’M GOING TO MAKE A
BASKETBALL TRICK SHOT WITH THIS POLE BALANCED ON MY HEAD.>>James: WELL, I THINK WE
WOULD ALL LIKE TO SEE THAT. GO FOR IT, GIVE ME YOUR BEST. HERE WE GO.>>HOLD ON.>>James: NO MAY.>>YES.>>James: OH! (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).>>James: OH MY WORD! THAT WAS AMAZING. WHAT DO YOU SAY, GUYS? YOU GET A FREE DRINK. HAVE A SEAT AT THE BAR. WELL DONE. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT. HELLO, SIR, WHAT IS YOUR NAME,
WHERE ARE YOU FROM.>>DOC DIKSON FROM PENNSYLVANIA.>>James: THANKS FOR JOINING
US. NOW AND WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK?>>I HAVE THE POWER TO THROW
PETSELS AT EACH OTHER WITH GREAT VELOCITY CAUSING THEM TO LINK
TOGETHER.>>James: OKAY. OKAY. WELL, I THINK WE WOULD LIKE TO
SEE THAT, WOULDN’T WE, GANG? I THINK WE WITH LOVE TO SEE
THAT. WAIT, THESE ARE REAL PRETZELS,
RIGHT.>>REGULATION, YES, BAR
PRETZELS.>>James: REGULATION BAR
PRETZELS COVERED IN A SLIGHT BIT OF URINE.>>IT– YEAH.>>James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT. GO FOR IT. TAKE IT AWAY. HERE WE GO.>>ONE, TWO, THREE, WATCH. LET MAY GET THE STRAW. YEAH. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WHAT DO YOU SAY,
GUYS, SHOULD HE STAY OR SHOULD HE GO? HANG ON, HANG ON. IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO STAY,
CHEER NOW. IF YOU WOULD LIKE HIM TO GO,
BOO. OH, IT IS YOU 23457B MUS. — UNANIMOUS. I’M SO SORRY, GET OUT OF HERE
AND NEVER COME BACK. I THOUGHT IT WAS GOOD. I THOUGHT THAT WAS GOOD, IT WAS
A GOOD TRICK. ALL RIGHT. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT
CONTESTANT. (APPLAUSE)
HELLO, SIR WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE ARE YOU FROM.>>I’M NICK FROM ST. PAUL,
MINNESOTA.>>James: OKAY, NICK, NOW WHAT
IS YOUR BAR TRICK?>>I’M GOING TO TAKE THESE
SPOONS AND FLIP THEM IN THE AIR AND CATCH THEM IN CUPS.>>James: OH, LIKE A REAL
PROPER BAR TRICK, ALL RIGHT, NOW LET’S– OKAY, YEAH, SURE, HOW
MANY, SEVEN, ALL RIGHT, LET’S GO FOR IT. LET’S SEE THIS. QUITE TENSE, ISN’T IT? ALL RIGHT, NICK, GO FOR IT. (APPLAUSE)
NICK, THAT WAS AMAZING. HANG ON. RIGHT. THERE IS NO WAY– YOU ARE
STAYING, I’M NOT EVEN ASKING THEM, THAT WAS AMAZING. OR WAS IT, LET ME TRY. HOW ABOUT THIS, IF I DO IT, IF I
DO IT, YOU GOT TO LEAVE.>>SURE.>>James: IF I DON’T, YOU CAN
STAY.>>100 PERCENT. (APPLAUSE).>>James: WELL DONE, NICK. TAKE A SEAT. LET’S BRING OUT OUR NEXT CON TES
TANLT– CONTESTANT. HELLO, WHAT IS YOUR NAME, WHERE
ARE YOU FROM.>>I’M LINDSEY FROM AUSTIN,
TEXAS.>>James: HI, LINDSEY FROM
AUSTIN, TEXAS. AND WHAT IS YOUR BAR TRICK.>>I’M GOING TO ROLL UP THIS
FRYING PAN WITH JUST MY HANDS.>>James: JUST WHAT INDEED,
SIR, THAT IS A REAL FRYING PAN. YES. WHEN YOU SAY ROLL IT UP, WHAT DO
YOU MEAN.>>LIKE A BORE ITO– BURRITO,
LIKE WE DO IN TEXAS.>>James: ALL RIGHT. WELL, LET’S.>>HOLD THIS.>>James: GLADLY. OKAY.>>ALL RIGHT. (APPLAUSE).>>James: OH MY GOD! THAT IS RIDICULOUS. SHOULD SHE STAY? (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
OF COURSE SHE SHOULD. THAT WAS AMAZING. YOU ARE SO STRONG. WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO?>>DO WE– I’M GOING TO CRUSH
THE APPLE IN MY ARM MUSCLE.>>James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR. THAT IS A REGULAR APPLE.>>UH-HUH.>>James: OKAY.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: NO WAY. (APPLAUSE).>>James: TAKE A SEAT AT THE
BAR. THAT WAS AMAZING. THAT WAS BAR TRICKS.