Good Morning! What filth have i stumbled upon? Hello! welcome to Papa Franks restaurant where the service is very poor! What are the specials today? The Specials? today we are serving Ramen noodles Sriracha shrimp and best of all rat burritos with a side of hair cake i would liuke the second option please *goes to Kitchen* I am very sorry the sriracha shrimp you ordered can not be made because we do not have any shrimp left do you have any preferences? YES! I really enjoy burritos and cake would you like the signature dish of fresh rats and charred hair cake? *caz eats food* Can i have the check please? Sure! please come back soon! Unfortunately the customer contacted a stomach virus and he died shortly after Fortunately he left a good review on yelp