Gus: The first time I saw Lindsay here at the
office, I think I’d been out of the office and I came back and I walked in one
morning, and she was sitting at Jack’s computer. I had no idea who the fuck she was. And then it got to the point where was it was awkward, so I would just avoid her. Like if I saw her walking around, I wouldn’t get up, and I’d wait until she’d cleared the hall, and then I’d go to the bathroom, or do whatever I needed to do. Burnie: I didn’t know you had that much power, Lindsay. I would’ve put you outside my door, so that Gus would’ve been trapped. Lindsay: Helloo! Burnie: And like, Gus would have just like, snuck by. Lindsay: I’m like the bouncer to Burnie’s office. [Static] Miles: Remember one time you kicked me out of the office ‘cuz you didn’t know I was the intern? First I had walked in, I was like, “Hey Gus!” And I’m just getting stuff set up upstairs, And you walk up like, hands behind your back, like, “Hey, uh…what’s going on, dude?” I was like, “Oh, yeah, I’m here to meet Brandon and Chris, I got my…got stuff going on today,” and you’re like, “That’s cool, that’s cool…so, yeah, they went out to lunch, uh, probably won’t be back for half and hour, so…” Gus: But you were like, “I’ll wait for them.” And I was like, “…No…no, no…” [Laughing] Miles: I just left work at GameStop, Gus: You were like, “I guess I could go back to GameStop,” And I was like, “Yeahh…” Miles: “Yeah, you should do that…” ” ‘Kay, bye….” [Static]