Frank, this is
a safe place. A place where we can feel free
sharing our feelings. Think of my office
as a nest In a tree of trust
and understanding. We can say anything here. Anything? It’s okay, honey.
That’s why we came. [sighing]
well, I guess I… Deep down I’m feeling
a little confused. I mean, suddenly…
You get married And you’re supposed to be
this entirely different guy. I don’t feel different. Take yesterday,
for example. We were out at
the olive garden For dinner,
which was lovely. And… I happened to look over
during the meal, And see a waitress
taking an order. And I found myself Wondering what color
her underpants might be. Her panties. Odds are
they’re probably Basic white,
cotton underpants. But I started thinking, “well, maybe
they’re silk panties. “maybe it’s a thong. “maybe it’s something
really cool “that I don’t
even know about.” You know?
And I started feeling… [disgusted sigh] What? I thought we were
in the trust tree. In the nest, are we not? We are. It’s okay.
Okay? It’s okay.
Please continue. I don’t know where
I was going with that. I guess what I’m trying to say
is that now that I’m married, I’m definitely feeling
a little freaked out About the fact that
I’m gonna have sex With only one person… For the rest of my life.