ALEX HONNOLD. HE’S A ROCK CLIMBER. AND TLC WITH — SNOOP DOGG’S ON THE WAY. HEY, GUILLERMO, HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO A BAR MITZVAH?>>Guillermo: NO, NEVER.>>Jimmy: DO YOU KNOW WHAT A BAR MITZVAH IS?>>Guillermo: I THINK IT’S WHEN A BOY BECOME A MAN. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: IT IS. IT’S A JEWISH TRADITION THAT WHEN A BOY LIKE HITS SEVENTH GRADE HE BECOMES A MAN AND THEY HAVE A WHOLE PARTY FOR HIM. WELL, A LOT OF KIDS WHEN THEY HAVE THESE BAR MITZVAH OR BAT MITZVAH FOR GIRLS HAVE SOME KIND OF A THEME LIKE HARRY POTTER OR A FOOTBALL TEAM. SOME KIDS WILL HAVE AN ’80s THEME. THERE’S A YOUNG MAN WHO LIVES IN MEDIA, PENNSYLVANIA. HIS NAME IS WILL RUBEN. HIS THEME FOR HIS BAR MITZVAH IS THIS.>>IT’S WILL FROM PHILLY. NOT TO BE CONFUSED FROM WILL SMITH, WEST PHILADELPHIA BORN AND RAISED. I WANT YOU TO BE AT MY BAR MITZVAH JUNE 24th BECAUSE I’M BASING IT ALL AROUND YOU. WE EVEN HAVE YOUR SET. I WANT YOUR JOB ONE DAY.>>Jimmy: OKAY. SO THAT IS NOT WILL SMITH, FIRST OF ALL. I DON’T KNOW IF THAT WAS AN INVITATION OR A THREAT. [ LAUGHTER ] BUT HE WASN’T KIDDING. IT REALLY WAS A ME-THEMED BAR MITZVAH. ♪ >>FROM MEDIA IT’S WILL RUBIN LIVE. TONIGHT, AIMEE RUBIN, ERIC RUBIN, ANDREW RUBIN, NATALIE RUBIN, WITH ALL-AROUND ENTERTAINMENT. AND NOW FROM MEDIA, PENNSYLVANIA IT’S WILL RUBIN! ♪ >>Jimmy: THERE HE IS. ALL THE RUBINS I CAN UNDERSTAND. HOW DID HE TGET ALL-AROUND ENTERTAINMENT? WE’VE BEEN TRYING TO BOOK THEM FOR YEARS. I WANTED TO SURPRISE WILL. THERE’S NO WAY IN HELL I WAS GOING TO MEDIA, PEN. SO I MADE A VIDEO, SENT IT TO HIS PARENTS, AND THEY PLAYED IT FOR HIM AT HIS PARTY.>>HELLO, WILL. IT’S JIMMY KIMMEL. CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR BAR MITZVAH. TODAY YOU BECOME A MAN. A MAN WITH NO BODY HAIR YOU BECOME TODAY. I HEARD YOU THEMED YOUR BAR MITZVAH AFTER MY SHOW. I WAS SO MOVED I CALLED MY ATTORNEY TO SEE WHAT KIND OF DAMAGES I COULD COLLECT. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY DID SAY THEY WOULD BE SUBSTANTIAL. BUT THEN A LITTLE VOICE INSIDE ME TOLD ME THE OPTICS OF SUING A 13-YEAR-OLD ON HIS BIG DAY MIGHT NOT LOOK RIGHT. SO I AGREED TO SETTLE FOR HALF OF THE MONEY YOUR GRANDPARENTS GIVE YOU TONIGHT. OKAY? [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: SO THAT SEEMS LIKE A FAIR ENOUGH DEAL. WE SENT OVER — WE SENT A GIFT. WE SENT A GIANT ICE SCULPTURE OF WHAT I THINK IS GUILLERMO’S HEAD. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] SWEATS JUST LIKE HIM. AND JOINING US NOW, THE BAR MITZVAH BOY HIMSELF, WILL RUBIN. HI, WILL. WHERE IS WILL? THERE HE IS. HOW ARE YOU DOING, WILL? [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] CONGRATULATIONS.>>THANK YOU SO MUCH.>>Jimmy: CONGRATULATIONS ON BECOMING A MAN. DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MAN? BECAUSE YOU DON’T LOOK LIKE A MAN. BUT YOU — >>WELL, I MAY NOT LOOK LIKE A MAN, BUT I CERTAINLY DO FEEL LIKE ONE.>>Jimmy: YOU DO. THAT’S GOOD. THAT’S ALL ATHATHAT MATTERS. WHAT WAS THE THEME FOR YOUR BAR MITZVAH GOING TO BE IF IT WASN’T ME?>>THROUGH THE YEARS I’VE HAD A TON OF INTERESTS. IT KIND OF WENT ON A SIX-MONTH CYCLE. I’D HAVE LIKE A NEW INTEREST EVERY SIX MONTHS.>>Jimmy: AM I OVER NOW? OR IS IT STILL — [ LAUGHTER ]>>NO, YOU’RE STILL GOING.>>Jimmy: WHAT WAS YOUR PREVIOUS INTEREST BEFORE ME?>>I DON’T KNOW. PROBABLY LIKE CLEANING OR SOMETHING. I CAN’T REMEMBER. [ LAUGHTER ]>>Jimmy: WELL, I GUESS I’M HONORED. I MEAN, IT IS — BY THE WAY, DO YOU STILL HAVE THAT GUILLERMO ICE SCULPTURE? BECAUSE IT WAS A LOANER. I NEED IT FOR A QUINCEANERA. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>HEY, WILL. WILL, IS THAT YOU? WILL.>>YEAH, THAT’S ME.>>I’M JON STEWART. I’M A TALK SHOW HOST AS WELL. I WAS. A FEW YEARS AGO. AND I’M A JEW. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU KNOW, YOU PROBABLY HAD YOUR CHOICE OF REALLY, YOU KNOW, IDOLIZING ANY TALK SHOW HOST AND YOU COULD HAVE GONE WITH A JEW IS WHAT I’M SAYING. [ LAUGHTER ] YOU WENT WITH — WILL. DON’T BE FOOLED. MAY I SPEAK WITH HIM PRIVATELY?>>Jimmy: GO AHEAD.>>SHUT YOUR BUVAKASHA! [ LAUGHTER ] DID YOU GET THAT, WILL? DID YOU GET THAT JOKE? YOU KNOW WHO DIDN’T GET THAT JOKE? JIMMY KIMMEL. [ LAUGHTER ] BECAUSE HE’S NOT A JEW! [ APPLAUSE ] DON’T BE — WILL.>>YEAH.>>DON’T BE FOOLED BY HIS LEARNED-LOOKING BEARD AND HIS PUFFY SAD EYES. HE’S NOT RABBINICAL. HE’S JUST UNHEALTHY. [ LAUGHTER ] WILL. WOULD YOU RATHER IDOLIZE A TALK SHOW HOST THAT IS ALSO CIRCUMCISED? WOULDN’T YOU RATHER — [ LAUGHTER ] HE’S NOT. WILL. I DON’T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS. HOW DO THE KIDS SAY IT? HE’S STILL WEARING HIS HOODIE. [ LAUGHTER ] WILL?>>Jimmy: I’M SORRY. MAYBE YOU COULD HAVE A JON STEWART-THEMED WEDDING, WILL?>>I’LL THINK ABOUT IT. [ LAUGHTER ] ♪ SUNRISE, SUNSET ♪>>Jimmy: I’M SORRY, JON. I HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] I TELL YOU WHAT. SO PUSHY, THESE PEOPLE. RIGHT? AM I RIGHT? [ LAUGHTER ] WILL, HOW DO WE COME OUT ON THE MONEY FRONT? YOU OWE ME HALF OF WHATEVER YOUR GRANDPARENTS GAVE YOU. HOW MUCH?>>WELL, YOU KNOW, I’VE BEEN THINKING, AND I THOUGHT MAYBE INSTEAD I COULD GIVE IT TO SOMETHING THAT’S REALLY MORE IMPORTANT. SO I THOUGHT — WELL, I’M GIVING IT TO THE CHILDREN’S HOSPITAL OF L.A.>>Jimmy: OH, THAT’S — [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] THAT’S NICE. THAT’S VERY GENEROUS. YOU’RE A REAL MENSCH, AS WE SAY. RIGHT? IS THAT IT? THANK YOU,