Oh, man, I’m super glad you guys laughed at that Super glad. I have told that joke before and gotten zero I did a show in Wyoming once. By the way, Wyoming, a dumpster fire pretending to be a state Don’t know if you guys knew that. It is it is it is one big Walmart parking lot. It is not good There’s nothing there. Why are you there? Anyway, doesn’t matter I’m in wy- ha I’m in Wyoming I’m in this tiny town doing a show to like this many people. It’s a pretty big audience all right And I say that line, I say Azkaban. Complete silence, all right? I’m just like oh, okay, so y’all don’t read that makes so much sense you know? It’s rough and then out of nowhere a lady in the front row yells so loud, she goes, “why’d you go there?” What? What are you saying? I? How? How? The first part of that joke I say I’ve never been to jail a day in my life It’s not even a real place, prison for wizards. Why are we? Why are we having this conversation? And then she and then she goes it is a real place, that’s that place in San Francisco No, no, that is not correct. Okay? You you are thinking of Alcatraz, okay, which has been closed for like 50 years So you’re not even right if you were right, I don’t You know? and then the audience is like on her side for no reason, it’s just so weird It’s the weirdest experience and then and then she says agree to disagree like, That’s not how that, it’s not know anything works what? Why is this happening to me right now and one guy in the audience was like she got you though? And I was like she didn’t though she did not no one got anyone. She’s so wrong You know I wanted to be so mean to that audience, but I was like they live in Wyoming, so puni- you know the punishment fits the crime really So bad so awful, so yeah, don’t go there. I don’t know it’s just not good I shouldn’t, I talk bad in Wyoming like I have my life together. I do not as my life is a complete disaster I sneezed on a baby recently Yeah, that’s a thing I did I was holding a baby. I had to sneeze and I just hard sneezed into its face so hard You know and my friend is standing there. He’s like hey man, uh real quick. Did you just sneeze in my son’s face? And I was like yeah, yeah, I did that yep, and he was like why? And I was like, well, I had the baby And I was like I gotta sneeze so I could I was like I could drop the baby Or I could sneeze on this baby right now You know those are my two options and he was like why you could turn your head and sneeze the other way And I was like that third option was not apparent at the time. You know It just didn’t occur to me in the moment He’s like you need help. I was like I do though you know. At least I’m not from Wyoming I have that going for me Subscribe to Dry Bar Comedy for even more of the world’s largest collection of clean comedy