Hey guys! Welcome back to my channel So, as you know, a couple of weeks ago, it was my birthday And… normally I don’t really do anything too exciting for my birthday I just spend it at home I like just… chilling and relaxing really I’m not much of a party person But… because I’m back in Japan this year I figured I would gather all my friends together For something a little… different And… exciting lol And as I was thinking of places to go I remembered a day about 4 years ago when I was scrolling through videos on YouTube And I came across this gem on my friends channel DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK DICK Ahhhhgahhhhh yes! Ahh Gahhhahhhhhhhhhhhhh yeah! Naturally I vowed to visit Kagaya Bar for my next birthday party And that didn’t happen But now it’s 4 years later and… we made it happen this year lol And I’m so glad we did because… It was the most ridiculous night of my entire life Thank you so much to all my friends that came out to celebrate my birthday And those of you that cancelled when you saw the place we were going to And it was a bit too much for you I do not blame you whatsoever lol When you watch back this video You’re probably gonna feel like you made the right choice We’re outside of Kagaya Bar right now and I don’t really know how I feel about it I’m slightly terrified Seeing Chris’ video and it was… A little traumatizing Oh f*ck This is ridiculous hahaha So when you walk into the bar It just looks like your typical Japanese izakaya It’s not too big There’s a little old Japanese lady in the back, cooking Really nothing out of the ordinary But things start to get weird… Realllllly quickly Now start now Yes yes okay! hahaha hahaha At this point I should probably warn you guys that you shouldn’t continue watching this video If you are easily offended or if you have young children around But, otherwise, please enjoy! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Oh oh oh oh (the f*ck) Dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun DUN DUN!! AAAHHHHH!!!!! *monkey noises* Ho ho ho ho It’s… Fun? So the owner of this bar goes by the name Mark Kagaya And the story is that his family has been in the alcohol business for almost a century now And when he inherited this bar from his parents in the 80’s He decided he wanted to do something… “Original” with it lol You’ll soon see what I mean by “original” Okay power on PEW Five Four Three Here it comes You ready for this? Nope lol Go to Chris Chris AHHH Are you okay? Are you okay Chris? Are you okay? Are you okay Chris? Are you okay? So depending on what drink you order you get a different performance So if you get beer You get performance that’s based around England? If you get a whiskey, it’s something from China DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SEX SEX!!!!! SEX!! Who got the whiskey? That’s me coke and whiskey He he ha It’s just like England It’s just what I expected England to be like The whole night was full of just ridiculous surprises that you wouldn’t expect It’s kind of like going to Disneyland (I have no idea what he’s saying) AHH AHH AHH~~~~~~~~ psht I’m slightly aroused But… Mostly terrified There’s absolutely nothing about food written on the menu It’s just… a collection of strange stories that don’t make any sense And each one has a different price under them But the worst part is… Is that they refuse to serve you unless you sing your order Bang meeeeeeeeeeeee~ You know what I’m talking abooouuuut~ HAHAHA Don’t know what to expect really Guess we’ll see And apparently you need to sing like you really want it Or else they won’t give you anything But luckily, singing talent wasn’t a factor lol And Norm and I’s horrible singing… Was rewarded with some really nice Japanese dishes We had no idea what to expect but they came out with about 6 or 7 Home-cooked style Japanese dishes that I really enjoyed If you only have time for one round of drinks and one performance I highly recommend ordering America It’s probably the most intense out of the bunch DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! YEAH! AHHHHH DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! Soft-ry touching Dick Soft-ry touching Dick Soft-ry touching Dick DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! DICK! How much have I had to drink? How much of this is real? Thank you! Thank you Thank you very much! Thank you How about you Elon? How are things holding up? He’s enjoying himself, clearly We were lucky in there were a bunch of other customers in the bar while we were there So we got the chance to see lots of other performances that we didn’t order ourselves I didn’t get to see all the countries but out of the ones we did see my second recommendation would probably be France Because you get a souvenir to take home with you Oohhh! Oh thank you Thank you It’s actually pretty good It’s actually pretty nice smh Muah! Watching the reactions of the other customers in the store throughout the night was probably one of my favorite parts of the whole experience At one point this group of 6 salarymen came in And they sat down in the corner And as soon as they were… “Delivered” their menu They all looked like utterly horrified and they like… Talked a bit to the little old lady in the back I’m assuming they were apologizing This isn’t what they expected AHHHHHHHHHahhhEGGGGGHHHH EHHHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I think it’s so hilarious that people find this place Like just by walking down the street and they come in Expecting a regular izakaya This right here pretty much summarizes the evening He loves Dick He does love Dick If you come back you definitely need to invite me again It’s so good Darling I love you Much better than the French classes we got in elementary I think I learned something tonight French Andy Did you have a nice night tonight? Oh Perfect night For Peter For Peter Oh for you Honestly this was the best birthday party ever What more could I ask for lol This was probably one of my most memorable experiences in Japan If you are up for a little bit of crazy fun I highly recommend Kagaya Bar The only problem is it’s quite popular They’ve had lot of coverage online and on TV So lots of people know about it And the tables are almost always full So if you do wanna go Do make a reservation in advance I was able to find a way to do it online so I’ll link the website that I used to make a reservation down below in the description box If you guys can read a little bit of Japanese you should be able to figure that out And you could even do it from overseas if you want, if you’re planning a trip to Tokyo and… You wanna make this part of your itinerary lol I honestly highly recommend it It was so much fun What you see in my video is pretty much what you get If you end up getting some of the performances that we didn’t get to see that night Please tell me what was involved in them in the comments I would love to hear more I hope you guys enjoyed this video and you weren’t horribly offended lol Thank you so much for watching And I will see you again very soon Byeeee!~