[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]
[CROWD TALKING]>>HEY, GIRL, I’M JUST CHECKING
TO SEE IF YOU ARE HERE YET, AND I DON’T SEE YOU SO —
I’M JUST GOING TO GRAB A SEAT AT THE BAR, ALL RIGHT.
SO JUST FIND ME WHEN YOU GET HERE.
BYE.>>EXCUSE ME, IS THIS SEAT
TAKEN?>>OH.
>>I’M SORRY, I’M NOT LIKE A GROSS GUY TRYING TO HIT ON YOU
OR ANYTHING. I JUST — I CAN’T FIND A SEAT.
>>OKAY, YEAH, SURE.>>THANKS.
BELIEVE ME, I KNOW THIS PLACE IS FILLED WITH SKEEZY GUYS.
>>I THINK THE WHOLE WORLD IS.>>I THINK ONE IS OUR PRESIDENT.
>>DO NOT REMIND ME.>>I’M DAVE.
>>I’M MICHELLE.>>I HAVE GOT TO SAY I REALLY
LIKE YOUR T-SHIRT.>>OH.
YEAH, WELL, THE FUTURE IS FEMALE.
>>I KNOW. LOOK.
>>NO! OKAY, WELL DAVE ON BEHALF OF ALL
WOMEN, WE THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR YOUR SUPPORT.
>>HEY, DO YOU MAYBE WANT TO HANG OUT SOME TIME?
>>YOU MEAN LIKE A DATE.>>YEAH, LIKE A DATE.
>>UM — NO, THANK YOU.>>OKAY, BITCH.
I’M WEARING THIS SHIRT, AND YOU WON’T EVEN LET ME NUT.
I FOLLOWED ALL THE RULES.>>NIGHTMARE.
>>YEAH.>>SORRY ABOUT THAT.
YOU ALL RIGHT?>>YEAH, YEAH, I’M FINE.
THANK YOU.>>YOU FROM AROUND HERE?
>>SORRY, I DIDN’T MEAN THAT IN LIKE A SKEEZY, WHERE DO YOU LIVE
SORT OF WAY.>>NO, IT’S OKAY, I’M FROM D.C.
>>OH NO WAY, I WAS ACTUALLY JUST THERE FOR THE WOMEN’S
MARCH.>>REALLY?
>>YEAH, YEAH WE RENTED A BUS, AND BROUGHT DOWN LIKE A HUNDRED
PEOPLE FROM THE NEIGHBORHOOD WHO DIDN’T HAVE A RIDE.
IT WAS HONESTLY, ONE OF THE BEST DAYS OF MY LIFE.
>>WOW, YOU’RE VERY NICE.>>WOULD YOU WANT TO COME TO MY
PLACE?>>OH, NO, THANK YOU.
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
>>I FREAKING MARCHED FOR YOU, AND YOU WON’T GET DOWN ON THIS?
>>HEY, SHE’S NOT INTO IT MAN.>>FINE.
>>GOD.>>GUYS LIKE THAT ARE WHY WE
NEED A WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE. ENOUGH OF US MEN, RIGHT, WE HAD
OUR SHOT. SORRY, I’M A BROKEN RECORD.
I WORKED FOR HILARY.>>YOU DID.
I LOVE HILLARY.>>YEAH.
HEY, CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION, SINCE WE BOTH LOVE HILLARY?
>>YEAH, SURE.>>WOULD YOU WANT TO LOOK AT MY
BALLS?>>EW, NO.
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
>>BITCH.>>WHAT?
PLEASE, BUT IT’S NOT FAIR.>>OKAY, BUDDY.
THAT’S ENOUGH. MOVE ALONG.
I AM SO SORRY ABOUT MY FELLOW MAN.
OH, YOU KNOW WHAT — DO YOU BY ANY CHANCE FOLLOW KAMALA HARRIS
ON TWITTER?>>YEAH, I DO.
>>DO YOU WANT TO EAT MY BUTT.>>NO.
>>BITCH. NO.
NO.>>AMY, I’M SO GLAD YOU ARE
HERE.>>I’M SORRY I’M LATE.
THESE GUYS ARE HORRIBLE.>>YEAH, TELL ME ABOUT IT.
THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME. I LOVE YOU.
>>OH YOU DO?>>YEAH.
>>TOUCH MY [ BLEEP ]?>>WHAT, NO.
>>BITCH. [ APPLAUSE ]