*Brownie sings something, as he spins a robot. Poor robot* Incoherent screaming*

*Asian accent* Hi guys, my name is brownie and today, we are playing R O B L O X
And I snuck on da computer, from my mommy Speaks like baby*
AaaaannnD she doesn’t know I’m on this, so I have to be really Q U I E T. And I have to play a game that is really quiet. Or I’ll get in DEEP SHIT.
So we are playing restaurant tycoon.*CLICK* And if ya wanna fuck, send me a friend request, I wanna fuck. And new fuck buds are A W E S O M E.
But I’m a therapy bear.
*Gibberish* *GIBBERISH* U H H lemme turn off my sound, because there is a lot of copy righted music. `YAY COPY RIGHT` SAID NO ONE EVaaaa.
*INHALE* And, after I finish the tutorial, ill be back *LIES*
*MORE GIBBERISH* *INTROUDICES A WEIRD GRAY SQUIRREL* -He’s actually a koala- *Battery does weird thing* O no My Battery is Low. LemmE plug dat in- Help im falling off the bed *WHEEZE* *Demon* No seriously AAAA
CLICK CLICK Alright got it plugged in AWW WHY’D YOU SHAKE YO ASS, YOU GOT GROSS FURSHIT EVERY WHERE, ONE DAY IMMA RULE THIS LAND AND FUCKING MAKE IT COMMUNISTIC Gg chef luigi is a great name. so original.
*MAMA MIAAAAA* YOUR FUCKING RUSTY CRUSTY ASS RESTARUANT IS CLOSED, OPEN IT UP YOU JEW.ITS AS EMPTY AS YO SEX LIFE THIS VILLAGE DESERVES BETTER GET YO SLAVES TO CLEAN YO ASS UP PRESS THE DAMN BUTTON *Mocks strange man with accent BROWNIE WHY YO DUMB ASS LOOKING ASS ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER ShhhhHHHHHHH That’s WHY WE CAN’T BE lOUD, YOU FAT

FUcK *inhale*
IM NOT A FUCK FUCK YOUUUUUU EAT SHIT BOO! *Attempt to scare brownie* Fuck- DID I SCARE YO CRUSTY ASS? No
Kookoo: :^C THE ONLY thing you’ve scared is the mirror. WE AIN’T GOT A MIRROR MORON EXXXXXACCCCTTTLLLYY, IT RAN AWAY FROM YO UGLY ASS. GET FUCKED. *snorts cocaine* WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY? ARE YA HAVING A BITCH ATTACK? DID YOU SNORT TOO MUCH- KooKoo: YES YES YES YES YES *Is getting an exorcism* *Totally doesn’t sing a copy righted song! :^D* *Long pause..* YES ALRIGHT SHUT YO BUBBLEGUM DUMDUM LOOKING ASS THE FUCK UP. WOWIE LOOK AT HOW SMEXY I FUCKING AM Im tryna build this shit. WOWIE LOOK AT HOW SMEXY I FUCKING AM makes the noise crickets make outside, in the late afternoon* When have you ever been ugly? NEVVAAA
*Silence*
*Brownie about to beat KooKoos ass* *Demon scream*
That’s why I wish you were dead. Cri
GO AWAY , EW PERVERT, GROSSHI TOSSHI *Kookoo tries to hump brownie*
Wha-? MY NAME IS KOOKOO!
*TRIGGERED* I don’t care.
Your new name is toshi. Your new name IS POOPY PANTS>:D SO EVIL

*Confused* WHAT DA FUCK DO I DO NOW?
I BUILT THE THING YOU HOE
*now you have to open it YOU IDIOT
*Names it ugly foods as kookoo dies* Sees people.
TABLE FOR FOUR? WHERE THE FUCK IS A TABLE FOR FOU- o.
*Clicks table* Why aren’t yall here now? *Sees them walking*
Oh, ya’ll are walking now. Ya’ll are civilized Yall don’t teleport anymore. WHY ARE YOU WEARING SUNGLASSES ON MY RESTURANT, THAT’S ILLEAGAL HERE YOU FUCKING JE- O.
I don’t think I should say that. Chicken wings for me pl- *END OF VIDEO!!! BYYYYYYEEEEEEEE BITCH*