Are you guys letting me go now? Yeah, I’m afraid not, you fucking dog of a cunt. Let’s go dickhead. Officer, you said I was only gonna be here for 30 minutes it’s been five hours man, what’s going-? Yeah, shut your fucking mouth, you fuckwit before I fucking bash ya! What the fucking are you talking-? Go inside, you fucking wombat! Man, this is stupid. Go on, sit down! Now, your missus claims you assaulted her! Bloody oath, mate! Why’d you fucking beat her? Man, I didn’t fucking beat her. Listen, I’m telling you! I got her the engagement ring that she liked Booked a new flight to come to Sydney just to see her, Start a new life Man she’s 20 weeks pregnant and I was trying to do right. For us, our family, the kid but maybe I was too nice My homie text me a picture and I just burst into anger. It was my girl in a bed with a personal trainer I text my homie like “yo! where’d you find this?” He said “Snapchat, bro. It’s all on my timeline, shit!” I swear it struck a fucking nerve in my chest I looked at my girl, and said “Get a paternity test!” She said “No! don’t you get all worked and upset! I only slept in his bed right after work just to rest!” I said “What? You expect me to believe that? Hah! Alright, yeah. I’ll relax.” I guess it doesn’t seem bad, my girlfriend’s with a buff nigga getting teabagged. Officer, correct me if I’m wrong but she needed her head detached! I said “Bitch, I can’t believe this shit! Does he know you’re pregnant? Is that his kid? Look how big my headache is! This whole time y’all having sex and shit! What type of nigga will fuck a pregnant chick?” I said “Let’s get this paternity test, I’m not kidding, bitch!” She said “No, I’m not getting it.” Officer, I ain’t seen her in months, I couldn’t trust the lying whore, plus she told me she slept with this guy before! And then I said “You know what? Forget it, it’s all good, never mind.” Shit was making my blood pressure high, I love her unconditionally, you know? I can’t pretend I ain’t never lied, For the moment, I guess I’ll let her slide, She said “If you don’t want to take care of this kid, Marcus, then say so.” I said “Wait, no. It’s mine too. I can’t go. How you gonna support this kid without me? You don’t make dough.” She said “Ha, ha, ha. I make loads.” She has six grand cash. I said “But you was broke two weeks ago, how you making chips that fast?” She said “I bartend, I made it all in tips, ha ha.” I said “Girl you must take me as a big jackass.” I’m like “Please, we both know money is hard to come by.” Her bullshit might fly over the heads of some guys. Officers, she’s always telling dumb lies I’ve known her for six years and she hasn’t lifted a finger one time. I said “Where’d you get the cash from?” She said “I bartend, duh, from tips. I’m a waitress.” I said “Where’d you get the cash from?” She started stuttering like “M-M-Marcus, wait- just-.” I said “Where’d you get the cash from?” She said “Okay, okay, I’ll tell you, just promise me you won’t get mad.” I’m like “Baby, where’d you get the cash from?” She said “I work at a strip club, it’s how I made the six grand”. I said “Woah… No. NO!” I fell down in tears, my heart broke, I turned cold, I ain’t want the girl that I’m in love with doing ho shit If she needed cash, I would’ve loaned it, she knows it, they won’t let me get a refund on this $20,000 ring Fuck, my head hurts, I need some ibuprofen. Yeah, Mister Hopson, you need a minute? Umm, may I have some water please? Ah, no worries at all. I don’t mean to cry and get emotional but all this just bothers me Yeah, it’s alright, you’re good. Yeah, here you go, mate. Thanks. I wasn’t me no more, I looked her in the eyes and straight told her. What’d you say to her? I need you to tell me where the strip club’s at, or this family we about to have is over. I said “Tell me where it’s at.” She said “No.” I said “You’re about to make me mad.” She said “So?” I said “Bitch, you better panic and run, the damage is done, you doing this four months away from having my son!” I told her I would always have her back! I forgave her after all the careless acts! I had one question and she couldn’t share the facts. The strip club – how come she couldn’t tell me where it’s at? Who the fuck’s she fucking in there? Who’s dick’s she sucking in there? Shaking her fucking butt in the air! It’s like we argued for a thousand fucking hours I’m annoyed and I was at the point where something was about to get destroyed! I grabbed her purse, threw that shit across the room I fucking launched it too. It was filled with makeup kits and all of her jewels. I blacked out She said “What the fuck is wrong with you?” She got up out the bed to get it, I pushed her ass back in it I said “We still talking, bitch. You and I ain’t finished. Now, the strip club, where is it? Bitch, where the fuck is it?!” I said “You know what? Fuck it, awesome, fine.” In the process of all this drama I had lost my mind. I felt lost and blind. The gym trainer, the strip club, the ring, the baby, she really crossed the line and then I finally came down and all the madness was finished then she invited me to dinner with the family in Penrith. I said “I ain’t going with you, you can leave now, I need to stay in this hotel room, figure some things out. Officer, I know you ain’t going to sympathize, I don’t approve of any man putting hands on his girlfriend or wife especially when she’s pregnant with his kid inside, I honestly feel like I wasn’t in the wrong but still I wasn’t in the right, Ask her, she ain’t got no bruises on her, I’m human There’s only so much that a dude can conquer, she knew that her actions reflected true dishonor and tried to cover it, saying I’m an abusive monster, that’s bullshit And that fast. Poof! All of her wrongs are in the past, cool. She’s just the innocent white girl, and I’m the black guy who always gets mad True! I know y’all about to make it hard for me to get back in Australia, man, this shit is fucking sad. Dude. I still don’t know if this baby is mine or not so when he’s born, who’s gonna be the fucking dad? You?